Memorable Grady Mitchell quotes.
Grady: You played the stomach, I played the barf.
Tawni: [Grady, Nico, Tawni, and Zora jump out from behind a corner dressed up as the Loser Force Four] This is why I don't trust.
Nico: Zora, why are we dressed like this?
Zora: Because we're on a mission! We need disguises! Now back in your poses! [they re-pose and walk down the hall]
Grady: [after getting shocked by Zora] Ow! Stop shocking me!
Zora: Sorry! I haven't yet mastered my powers!
Tawni: My hair itches!
Grady: I have never felt more free. I was born to wear a cape. [Zora licks her finger and pokes Grady, shocking him] Ow! What was that for?!
Zora: I just mastered my powers.
Grady: . . . All I can think about is what is inside that box. [glances at the tall box behind him]
Nico: Let's open it! [hops off of couch and goes toward it]
Grady: No! Nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, no! We can't do that! It's Zora's and it says "private and confidential, do not open"!
Nico: Yeah, but if you stand like this [grabs a large envelope from Grady and places it over the words "private and confidential, do not" and laughs] it just says open. [they smile and try to open it] Right here, got the tape. [an rubber toy arrow hits Grady in the forehead] Whoa!
Zora: Back away from the box or it's gonna get messy. [Grady pulls the arrow off of his forehead]
Nico: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ho-ho-hold up, Zora! What's the big deal? W-We weren't really gonna open it.
Zora: Yeah, right! You guys open every single package I get and eat what's inside. Whether it's food or not!
Grady: Oh, come on! Tell us what's inside the box.
Zora: You really want to know?
Nico and Grady: Yeah.
Grady: Tell us.
Zora: Okay, come in real close. I'll tell you. [Nico and Grady go to her and she yells] NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! [Nico and Grady jump back in surprise] So keep your mitts off my mail, punks! [moves her box out of the Prop House]
Grady: [to Nico in the Prop House with Zora's box] You ready?
Nico: Very ready. [they rip open the cardboard box to find a crate]
Grady: We're gonna need a crowbar. [15 minutes later, the break open the crate with a crowbar to find a nicely wrapped, smaller present with a bow] We're gonna need some scissors. [37 minutes later, Nico's tied up with the ribbon, struggling to get it off of him; Grady holds up a pair of scissors] May I?
Nico: Stupid ribbon.
Grady: [cuts the ribbon on the present] Oh!
Nico: One. . . two . . .[they prepare to lift up the present]
Grady: [sniffs] Dude, you smell that?
Nico: [sniffs] Smells like her grandma's homemade chocolate chip cookies!
Nico and Grady: [they throw off the top part of the present to find Zora's head surrounded by cookies and jump back in surprise and shock] Agghhh!
Zora: Who wants cookies? [Nico and Grady run off] Works every time. [uses her mouth to eat a cookie]
Zora: Why would Murphy ban you two from the cafeteria?
Nico: Apparently it's against studio policy to shove yo head underneath the yogurt machine. [smiles] It was worth it.
Grady: [laughs sardonically] Well, some of us wouldn't know.
Nico: Let it go!
Zora: Look, what you two need is a lawyer.
Nico: What do we need a lawyer for?
Zora: To plead your case to Murphy and to get your ban overturned.
Nico: Where are we gonna get a lawyer?
Zora: Huh, you're looking at her. [smiles]
Grady: But, do you even know what you're doing?
Zora: I think we all know the answer to that. [reminds them of Sally Jensen] Another case won by Sally Jensen, kid lawyer! I fight for you!
Zora: [in the cafeteria] Officer Murphy, I'm Sally Jensen, kid lawyer.
Murphy: I'm familiar with your work.
Zora: Good. Now, did you or did you not see my clients underneath the yogurt spout?
Murphy: I did.
Zora: I was hoping for "did not." [to Nico and Grady] Side bar, please! [the three huddle to the side] Okay, you guys are doomed. Dummy up while I go in for a plea bargain. [goes back to Murphy] Alright, my clients accept thirty years to life.
Nico and Grady: What?!
Nico: Side bar! [they huddle to the side again] What are you doing? You are the worst lawyer ever.
Murphy: I'll tell you what, you let me eat my lunch in peace, and I'll let these two beefsacks off the hook.
Zora: Ah, I wish it was that easy.
Nico: It is that easy!
Zora: A good way to get them to stay off the hook is if my clients do some community work in the cafeteria.
Grady: What?! No, wait -
Murphy: - community service? What a great idea. [to Zora] Three hours?
Zora: Three, or six? [Murphy leaves]
Nico: Stop doing that! We were off a-a-and you put us back on.
Zora: That's because I'm Sally Jensen, kid lawyer! I fight for you!
Grady: No. You didn't.
Tawni: We're going to somewhere so cool, so exclusive, so underground... it doesn't even exist!
Grady: We're going to Narnia?!
Sonny: There's no basement!?
Grady: And that's exactly how I felt about Narnia!
Grady: I was on a roll!
Nico: Level nine is not a roll!
Grady: Well of course you'd say that--you can't get past level five.
Grady: Your game stinks!
Nico: Oh, my game stinks?
Grady: Uh huh, uh huh!
Nico: At least I've got game where it counts! You've never kissed a girl!
Sonny: Oh, come on, you guys. Wait, really? You've never kissed a girl?
Grady: You know I'm waiting for just the right lady!
Mel: Next...? Oh hey Grady.
Grady: Aye..! I mean...I would very much enjoy one of you signature mocha beverages, please.
Mel: Coming right up.
Grady: (to Nico as Mel goes to prepare his drink) How'd I do?
Nico: I think you had her at 'very much'!
Grady: Yes! (high fives Nico)
Mel: (making the drink): He's such a dork...I love him!